doot:

rum:

hyrulehobbit:

1 reblog = 1 doot

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@doot

thx for the support everyone!

egberts:

egberts:

warhammer-of-cillyhoo:

egberts:

egberts:

my mom finally bought a toaster

why did this get notes

we’re happy for you

its just a toaster

it’s been three years since i made this post. stop congratulating me on the toaster! stop asking me how the new toaster is doing!! i don’t know!! i haven’t lived with my mom in almost a year! i haven’t seen that toaster in months!! she might even have a new new toaster now!!! who knows!? not me!

xtec:

me at the club

drowningxlessons:

goon:

i’m proud of him

amazing

beckyhop:

The most relatable member of the animal kingdom.

small-yawn:

fuks:

✋🐝

oh
my god
I literally gasped

tepitome:

Obama drops the dad joke of 2015.

laughing-llama:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

phinflynn:

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

This show is fucking brilliant.

did everyone else read that in his voice

fuckyeahfuncats:

Oh… no no no

the-errant-mycorrhizae:

First flower ever grown in space bloomed today!

topcatbegins:

bubbleclerk100:

AHHHHH!!!!

OOOOOOOOGHHHH